Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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SchoolAt school I tried everything to fit in with the cool kids.
I grew my hair long
I got my ear pierced
I drew cocks on the blackboard
I bunked off lessons and went smoking behind the bike sheds
I made up nicknames for the teachers
I abused the staff in the canteen
I graffitied band names and football abuse on the desks
I snuck into the girls changing rooms while they were doing PE and stole their clothes
I bullied the kid with crutches
I, basically, did everything I could to be accepted.
It came to a head one day when I got called to see the headmaster.
He said
'This is no way for a teacher to behave'
I'll be leaving now, shall I?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:00,
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These QotW gags are usually shite...I've enjoyed this one though...
and frighteningly enough, reminds me of my old english teacher, with whom I'd smoke with behind the bike sheds (until he set the field alight)
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:30,
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Nice oneReminds me of Rob Newman's almost book, "Female like me" : "Mr Newman, I'm sorry, I don't think you've the qualifications to teach netball at this girls' school."
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