Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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I quite like staying aliveIn my younger days, saying the first thing that came into my head would often get me smacked. As I've grown up, I've got better at the non-committal courteous response.
If you meet me IRL, here's a translation:
"Really?" = "Fuck off".
"That's interesting" = "Fuck off, you boring cunt"
"I wouldn't have thought it possible" = "Fuck off you lying bastard"
"Are you sure that's right?" = "I just told you to fuck off, you lying bastard"
"That's a valid point of view" = "Fuck off, you're wrong"
"Not quite my cup of tea" = "Jesus, what a fucking awful way to waste money/brain cells/time"
"I'm always open to opinion" = "But not yours, you dismal fucking windowlicker"
"I'm terribly sorry, I don't think that's quite right" = "FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF!"
(, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 20:06, 2 replies)
That's a valid point of view(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:00, closed)
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