I am a sad old man......
"And I have to make up stories on some crappy forum so I can fit in with a bunch of other wankers that I have never met"

Ergo, you must be a wanker - excellent start to your post I think . . .


"just to soothe my old man ego that actually, sitting in a dark room on a weekend evening, with my wife having left me and taken the kids"

Let's see - looking at your profile and previous answers - you're a woman (so no old man ego), who had trouble having a baby (ooh - aren't you special!!!! You got pregnant - shall we all bow down before you?) and you're a tightarse (I do my food shopping after 6 pm)
Gee, can't really compare to the "sad old man can you?"

"and no chance of ever finding a lady friend again, is a cool and smart way to live my life"

Well, you *would* know everything about smart wouldn't you? After all: " . . .However, Mr Stella won't eat reduced food so I remove the yellow stickers before he comes home from work." Class act there girl!!!!!


"As long as I have the approval of strangers, I am a cool dude.

Or a sad old man.
You choose.............."

fuck me, let's hope that child you spawned doesn't turn into the harridan her mother is.

How about a rewrite thus:

"I am a sad old woman, who thinks I achieved something in life by spawning a child. I lie to my partner, and then have the gall to call bullshit on someone else. I *am* a cool dude."


Or I'm a fuckwit - you decide.
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Sun 18 Jan 2009, 23:39, Reply)