Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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In the office public toiletsFor a laugh, if I is using the toilet in one of the cubicles and someone else comes in to use one of the other toilets I listen to see if they make any noises. I don't know if women's toilets are subject to the same humour as us "macho" men, but it is awesomely funny when you hear someone else plopping in a lav. Now it's not the plopping act itself which is funny, oh no. That's quite disgusting actually. It's the grunting which accompanies it.
"Urrrgggghhh!"
So I invented a little game. I finish up as quietly as pos and wait in the cubicle (with toilet ready to flush). At the first sound of someone's grunt, I deliberately outdo them with a louder grunt, just to make them fit in.
For example, "Mnnnppph" is beatable with "Urrrrmmmppphh!"
It's amazing how many men try to outdo your follow-up grunt with a louder one. God we're a load of fucktards.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:59,
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Haha ace!I think I posted before in a previous QOTW, I once entered a toilet to find a very drunk red faced cheery man standing half in and half out of the cubicle.
He said hello, made a few pleasantries then embarked on the loudest and most hilarious toilet journey I've ever been priveleged to be in the cubicle next to. I would have thought he was kidding if it wasn't for the splashes and farts, but I am SURE he was waiting for an audience. It was side splittingly hilarious! "Oh... ooooooh OOOHGOD *Splaffaplaffasplishparpsplosh*". I was still wiping away tears an hour later, and I think he was probably still wiping as well.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:00,
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