This one time in Sommerset
I've always gone my own way, been my own person and never really bothered to fit in. Life's more fun if you're different and (hopefully) interesting but, looking back, there is 1 thing I did to fit in.

It began when I was 15 with a train journey my 14 year old sister and I took to Sommerset visiting a girl called Allice that we'd known since we were toddlers. Her farther was away for the weekend adn we were planinng on getting drunk of cheap cider (as you do at the age) but my evening was going to be better than that. Alice's friend Lucy was there she took a bit of a shine to me.
So there I was, sitting in a girl's bedroom with 2 of her friends having my 1st ciggerette offered to me. Naturaly, being a young teenage boy surrounded by teenage females it wasn;t my head that replied yes. The rest of the evening was spent in a nicotine induced haze and it ended up with with me popping my cherry with Lucy. A memorable experience, pity not in a good way.

I still smoke to this day but then again I still have sex too so I think it was worth it.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:42, 4 replies)

Christ
You're not lying about the spelling and 'grammer' are you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:59, closed)

nope
I even "spell checked" it
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:18, closed)

You can't have!
Sommerset = Somerset
Allice = Alice
farther = father
adn = and
planinng = planning
drunk of cheap cider = drunk ON cheap cider
ciggerette = cigarette
Naturaly = naturally

You have not been charged for this call.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:31, closed)

I'm curious, Monty
Does your sig refer to an African that cleans bums, or a person that cleans the bums of Africans?
(thecurriedavenger, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 6:56, closed)