Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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Sad sad sad sadI went to a 18th birthday party of one of my workmates - Christ know's why, only one of my friends was there, and the booze was crap. I ended up in the kitchen drinking Grand Marnier and other crap liquers at a fair rate.
I digress. Later it was pass the parcel, and by the time the wrapping was thinning down, I could tell it was a small bottle of something. I also knew as a 'hard drinker' (I drank double vodkas at lunchtime) it was bound to stop on me at the end, and they would want me to down it.
It did, I did.
Needless to say, I was sick later and they had to call my grandparents to take me home where I pretty much passed out in their spare room. Still, no stomach pump was needed.
Why did I do that? Why was I so desperate to be accepted by a bunch of losers working at a bingo hall (for them a career).
Sorry for the lack of funny, but it's something that really sticks in my mind as one of the most stupid things I've ever done, especially as I hate getting drunk.
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VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 10:36,
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Self-proclaimed heavy drinker.
Doesn't like to get drunk.
DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!!
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 10:50,
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I smell teenage bragging...Also, what was it a bottle of?
"A small bottle"
What the fuck was it to lay you out in a spare room?
Diesel?
EDIT: Sounds overly hostile, sorry.
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Cawl, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 10:52,
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"Go easy Jane......that's your second bottle of Chanel"
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monkeybananaraffle, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 10:56,
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Sorry,Guess I din't explain that very well:
It was a 35cl bottle of vodka (don't remember which brand), so not exactly teenage bragging, more like teenage lightweight.
Didn't re-read post properly, I should have written "I was known by the others as a 'hard drinker'" ie I drank something stronger than Barcadi Breezers. But not self-proclaimed.
I do like to drink, I hate getting drunk and for the vast majority of the time, I know my limits and stop before getting blotto.
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VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:49,
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Makes sense now, good stuff.For the record, never drink Diesel.
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Cawl, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:58,
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Ok...I'm scared now...
Are you a person who knows me in real life?
*panics*
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Cawl, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:10,
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.Vin Diesel?
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