Xtina Dirrty
Well... last summer, a friend and I were at a party and at that time (no wait, still now) I was a light weight.. now when i say light weight i mean WOAH-EXTREME-TWO-GLASSES-OF-CHAMPAGNE-DOWN-AND-OFF-SHE-GOES kind of light weight... anyway, Christina starts singing her mojo and I kinda figure, hey lets go for it. This is after a large bottle of something I don't remember. So, I pinch my friend on the ass (we're both girls btw and no lesbian action - not that im against that or anything) and off we go to the dance floor. Both of us managed to pull off this v sexy dance - or so i have been told - and it was only at the end did we both manage to ruin it. She goes and pours a glass of Spanish beer all over her head... I then, gracefully fall over into the lap of the guy I *MAJORLY* fancied at the time ... To my slightly disturbed surprise, his only few words were "The toilets seem pretty clean.... maybe we could......." and then unsurprisingly I passed out on the floor - to be later rescued by my hero - the other guy I fancied, but I dont any more lol..... so that song brings me back to my horny dance, the perverted guy and the strong image of my friend mooning the ocean.. ah dear, good times, good times.....
(bite_me38, Sat 26 Mar 2005, 10:52, Reply)