
Do you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters
Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion
( , Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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to flirt with the wrong person, often of the wrong sex, often of the wrong side of the good looking chart. Leading to quite embarrassing situations.
Take for example a night out, not too long ago outside in the smoknig area we had located our spot for the evening, our group a mixed bunch, behind us a table full of girls. There was one I had seen out and about for ages and fancied her, surely this was the perfect time to have a good old fashioned flirt.
Unfortunately, my inner self wouldn't allow this - no that would be too simple, I mean there was banter between our two tables, and I was dressed if I may say so myself rather dashingly. No, what I decide to do is the school boy error, and start chatting up her moon dog friend - of course this will create a sense of longing in the object of my desires she will be flashing me her pork bap in the matter of minutes.
Nope - doesn't work like that, instead I was treated investigating swamp donkeys legs, that she hadn't shaved for a few weeks as she was getting ready for them to be waxed... all nice and prickly.
On other occasions, because I don't really get on with guys, I tend to just turn any conversation into shame faced awkwardness by flirting out ragiously... simple things, stroking of hair, commenting how nicely they smell, rubbing of crotches - you know, the usual.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:08, Reply)
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