18 years old, full of liquid courage and eager to pull
It was a private party at a local hostelry, and I met the girl of my dreams.
Being a shy sort, I had to work my way up to asking her to dance. so I thought I'd get the DJ to play a song I had recently purchased - Joan Armatrading's 'Love and affection'. I knew all the words and could maybe even sing a little bit in her ear as we got close
I asked the DJ to play it and sat back and waited for the right moment.... and waited... and waited, as another guy came and started to chat her up.
half hour later the DJ finally played MY song and to add insult to injury Mr chat-up-my-bird took his new conquest up to dance to it.

so, I did the only possible thing in the circumstances... I got drunk
(essexfriend, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:18, 3 replies)

"Faint heart never won fair maid"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:20, closed)

he who hesitates masturbates
//hesitates every day.
(waxdart hello., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:53, closed)

Joan Armatrading
JOAN ARMATRADING???????????????? Drop the p(i)lot!!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 22:42, closed)