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Do you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters
Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion
( , Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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Couple of months back I pulled into a services on the A1 for my 45 minute tacho break. I set the alarm on my phone and went for a coffee.
As there was no one else about, I hung around near the cashier to keep her company in a non-stalkery fashion (these services get the odd grab and run by the scrotes).
We chatted. We chatted some more. She told me a few things. I returned the courtesy. I bought her a coffee. She told me she finished in 10 minutes, and could I walk to her car. Nothing if not a gentleman...and when we got there, she raised an eyebrow.
And the countdown timer went off.
Me "You know I'd love to, but: I've got 23 tonnes of peas in the back, and my wedding ring is getting hot. So is yours, I'll bet."
Her "First time in 17 years I forgot it was there. Shake my hand, once, and don't look round as you go."
Triumph? Disaster? I'll never know. I'll never go back there either.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2010, 22:40, 17 replies)
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Especially since my wife is now with the man I thought my best friend.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2010, 0:44, closed)
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That was a great tale nicely told.
It's that kind of thing that makes EVERYONE feel better, you, her, us.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:02, closed)
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"23 tons of peas in the back... much more comfortable than your front seat."
But well done. Have a click for much-underrated fidelity.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:30, closed)
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But I'll remember her for a very long time. I'll remember as well that I did the right thing, thanks to you guys.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:39, closed)
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One thing I did when I got home: I didn't tell MrsScars what had happened. I may be daft but I'm not stupid. However, I let her know in proper K.W.A fashion how much I appreciated her.
I hope that somewhere on the eastern side of England, some guy was also feeling "rather warm and very much astonished".
( , Sat 20 Feb 2010, 12:52, closed)
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I was living just down the road in Isleworth between 84 - 86, opposite the railway station. If you were ever at the bar of the geophysics survey social club and you ran into a ginger motorbike courier...
But I wasn't worth having then. The woman I met and married some years later made me human. Whatever the problems we had and have, (one of which led me out into the car park that night) there is a great deal of loyalty and gratitude to overcome. Good thing the alarm went off and broke the mood though; 5 more minutes and I might have done something stupid.
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We must have passed each other at some point, but I was young and firmly in love, so I wouldn't have noticed you.
I've been thinking about this a bit and I think it all depends who is stronger: the little devil sitting on your left hand shoulder, or the little angel on the right. There's often a tussle between them, but if the angel wins every argument, then there's not a lot you can do about it.
I think I'll suggest that for an image challenge.
All the best Scarface!
K
( , Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:38, closed)
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but some of them are on opposite sides. Thanks for the kind wishes.
BTW, the scars aren't on my face. Dear me no.
There simply isn't room...
( , Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:04, closed)
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Many would have failed at this point
* click *
( , Fri 19 Feb 2010, 22:23, closed)
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You are a better man than I, Gunga Scars.
Have a click.
( , Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:27, closed)
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