I was working in a bike shop
Yeah, it was late 96 and I was at Uni, working part time time in the bike shop to fund my habit, two Konas and an orange, when in to the work shops walks a beautiful smile with a person attached behind.

All I saw was the smile. She wanted her brakes fixed, I obliged and chatted, sunning my self in the radiance of that smile. She giggled at my lame jokes, I told her how to fix a brake pad right and then I was finished and she rolled her bike away from me.

The other mechanics, a lad of about sixteen, a guy closer to fifty and my mate, about the same age as me, fell about laughing.

They had just seen me flirting with a rather ugly, rather spotty, gap toothed, track suited, over weight Ginger girl.

All I saw was the warmest smile in the world. I still feel no shame. Where ever you are ugly, spotty ginger girl, I hope it made your day.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:20, 4 replies)

So, let me get this straight
Your colleagues thought that they should only be nice and friendly to attractive people?

Cunts.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:47, closed)

As my wife reminds me all the time..
"You're a cyclist - you can't be too choosey"

Did you sniff the saddle whilst adjusting her caliper?
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:02, closed)

In reply to you both
The shop was a typical anti women place, the boss thought it highly amusing to drop in casual sexist remarks about any women he was talking too. Yes, he was a bit of a cunt!

I am afraid that I did not do any saddle sniffing. Even I was never that gross.

Even today I can remember that smile, but I can't remember the face behind it. In her own way she was a beautiful woman.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 22:59, closed)

Saddle sniffing?
Crotch sweat is gross, why would you want to do that?
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 21 Feb 2010, 0:01, closed)