I love you.
We're going to be together forever - I just know it! Oh god I'm SO HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY NOW THAT I'VE MET YOU! I LOVE YOU, DARLING! OH MY GOD - DON'T EVER LEAVE ME - I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO IF I DIDN'T HAVE YOU! I'M SO IN LOVE! SO, SO IN LOVE! HEY EVERYONE! WE'RE TOGETHER! I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS - WE LOVE EACH OTHER AND WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER! EVER AND EVER AND EVER!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:28, 3 replies)

You can hut the fuck up
and look at my cock, too.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:29, closed)

hut the fuck up yourself
Tiddles.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:29, closed)

Bastard.
Look, stop acting like theres a choice in the matter, and get looking at my cock.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:30, closed)

Can I borrow your glasses?
Mine are only bottle-strength.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:35, closed)

I have a special magnifying glass
I say special, I mean it was one of those little ones from a cracker.

Which is also where I got my tiny cock.


:(
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:38, closed)

I think I dreamt about you last night
It was you, wasn't it?
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:30, closed)

You say "dreamt"
you mean: "I came in through the window and stared at you all night, again" don't you?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:32, closed)

I knew I'd seen you somewhere.
Beats that balaclava you usually don.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:35, closed)

I was trying a new outfit.
I'm flattered you noticed. ;)
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:39, closed)

What are you trying to imply?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:34, closed)

That you're a racist.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:35, closed)

Yeah like that's a bad thing.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:35, closed)

Only if you're racist against me.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:36, closed)

Have you been reading my letters.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:35, closed)

The published ones,
or the 'others'?
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:36, closed)