I think we need more post-coital and less post-rock (repost)
He: 'So...are these the beds that aren't suitable for anyone over 6ft tall?'
She: 'Yeah.'
He: 'Well I'm about 6ft, let's try it.'

He lies down with his feet on the pillow.
She, trying not to push anything, lies down with her head on the pillow.
He turns round so they're facing the same way.

And they lie there until she falls asleep and he leaves.

She wakes up and kicks herself fucking stupid.

She's still kicking herself fucking stupid about it.
(and now for someone completely different, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:40, 4 replies)

I'm glad this happens to girls too.

( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:47, closed)

How hard would it have been to cup his balls
Or he could have squeezed your boobs
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:55, closed)

Feels like the build-up takes forever but you never get me off
;)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:30, closed)

:D
(and now for someone completely different, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 18:33, closed)