A further example of my youthful obliviousness to the female charm..
It seems that the 16 year old receptionist at the company who gave me my first proper job had been flirting her charms to me for a prolonged period without me getting the message.

It took her somewhat brazen offering of a small carefully wrapped gift to get the message across.

When I opened it, contained within was a single condom.

A few days later we both lost our cherries with the help of that condom... along with a few spares I'd procured from the local pub vending machine *ahem*

Length? She asked for another portion a few days later but I was too busy trying to get to - E L I T E - on my Atari ST or something.

Didn't see much action for another year but finally did get to - E L I T E -
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)