Karaoke in my local tonight
So there's this Hen Party come over from Perth to live it up in my local, on Disco/Karaoke night... I'm up singing "I've got a feeling" by the Black Eyed Peas with the DJ, and 1/4 of the way in, one of the hen party comes up to me saying "you want dance?" I should ...point out that she was Asian, and speaking perfect Chingrish (I'm just setting the scene)...

Then she proceeds to snog me, biting my lip saying "You want dance, I make it worth your while". Meanwhile the DJ is pissing himself laughing and trying to pick up my part while I'm otherwise engaged. Then she realises I'm a dead end, and starts trying her wares on the DJ... who is married... who tells her in no uncertain terms "Look! Just FUCK OFF!".

I then spent the rest of the evening avoiding her while she tried her luck elsewhere.

It's the funniest thing that's happened to me in ages!...
( DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 2:58, 2 replies)

Sucky sucky five dorrah?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 21 Feb 2010, 3:23, closed)

yes indeedy
shudders!
( DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 22:53, closed)