Down a local public paddling pool last summer
I was on me last month of sick-leave after having an operation on my ass (see me profile for that QOTW answer, hurt like a fucker). On the plus side I'd had the oppertunity to spend it with my 2 year old daughter, who was enjoying every single day.

This one particular day we were blessed with a mini-heatwave on a tuesday of all days, so I suggest we go down to this pool.

We arrive, and the missus decided to lay prone on some grass near the pool. Me and the midget take our shoes off, we stick her in a bather and hop in the pool. In the heat it was monstrous, but the pool was really cooling us down and absolutely fucking welcome.

We head over to the other side of this pool as the midget's spotted a water fountain. I waddle with her over to this spot where we were pretty much out of view from the missus. Nell was having fun though, so I kept a good eye on her.

We get to the fountain, where 3 bikini clad lovelies were relaxing, and one of them accidentally splashes me daughter. She smiles at us, then apologizes to me daughter. I say not a problem, and playfully have a quick flirt with her. Also, it allowed me to see her nipple-on; she had an immense rack :)

Which is when me daughter comes out with a blinder; "Me dad's bum is baddie....." They pissed themselves laughing, to which I could only shrug and say rather loudly "Ohhhh, lets paddle over there shall we" and waddled off, while they were laughing like fuck.

Me 2 year old daughter done me for fun. Bastard.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 18:52, Reply)