FlirtingDo you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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once upon a time, aged nearly sixteeni had drank too much and was lying with some other people on my friend's living room floor. two people were being sick outside. everyone else had abdicated responsibility after we'd offered one of them bread... and he'd chucked it into the neighbour's garden.
one of the loons from my high school (invited through a friend) had turned up and not drank anything but was also lying with us on the floor.
he moved closer. i noticed and lazily moved away.
he moved closer still. i made a very obvious and deliberate movement back.
he moved EVEN closer. i rolled completely away.
he made a sudden dash forward. alarmed, i scrambled backwards and ended up smacking my head on the coffee table's leg, screaming and running into the bathroom to be sick.
not sure that was his plan.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 1:47, Reply)
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