Ben HaHaHa
Yesterday, I was in my local Homebase, buying some very "rock and roll" 10mm nylon plugs to fix my garden gate (no... none of these are euphanisms - I needed to fix my gate). As usuall, I went for the checkout with the cutest totty on (the choice was limited to the sunday working student type or the aging asian lady). The asian lady had no custom, and the student only had one, so I went and got in line.

Infront of me was a young couple buying a broom handle and an ironing borad. As he paid and picked up his goods, he remarked to his partner that "I bet I look like a Gladiator".

Me and the checkout girl, looked at each other and laughed.. quite heartily... a little too heartily... she revealed a gob full of denistry girders that wouldn't have looked out of place in a Bond film.

I had one last glance at her tits, and wished her good day.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 7:49, 2 replies)

For "had one last glance at her tits"
you get a click.

*click*
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:54, closed)

Braces? They comes off.
Silly sod. =p
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:25, closed)