So there I was this morning,
sat at the horrendous traffic lights in Preston that stay on red for a good 4/5 minutes so the walkers have time to cross over the road. Well I was tapping my fingers on the steering wheel to a bit of Faith No More and I noticed that the 'Stop n Grow' was wearing a bit thin on my nails, might as well re-apply a bit more I thought while I'm waiting.

So there I am putting this what is effectively very bitter tasting clear nail varnish on my nails (and fingers!) when I heard a horn honk, I looked up and the lights were still red, another honk, I look to my right and there's a builders mate in a transit van with his window down giving me obscene gestures with his hands and blowing me kisses!!

So I did what anyone who's had that type of flirting directed at them, waited for the lights to go amber... And turned sharp left!



(Kip, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 9:00, 2 replies)

I don't get it.
Was he turning left also?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:13, closed)

No,
He was going straight on....
(Kip, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:43, closed)