A shy guy goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her.
"Erm", he said, "would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a university student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds yelling at the top of his voice "What do you mean, 200 Quid!?"

*Sorry* Would be great to get some revenge like this though for all the times my flirting has been met with rejection.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 9:57, 2 replies)

Shouting: "TWENTY QUID FOR A BLOWJOB? FORGET IT!"
Would be even better, no?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:03, closed)

The reply to the line,
"I won't sleep with you tonight!" is, "I know, I'm gonna fuck you 'til the sun comes up..!"
(Dr Frank, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:49, closed)