girls shouldnt do chat up lines..
The only chat up line ive used (and being a girl it isnt really the done thing)..

me to hot guy: ''so youre hot, huh?''

hot guy to me: ''yeah but youre not..''

me to hot guy ''OH BUT YOUR GAY, SHAME''

me: run away..

also another tactic i used to use when a guy would approach me was:

guy to me ''hey, can i get you a drink?''

me to guy: (long pause) scream at the top of my voice: NEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTT.

garunteed to be left alone for the rest of the night.

job done.
(nettestar meeow, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:24, 6 replies)

Hahahahahaha
I'd love to see you try to chat someone up and them scream at the top of their voice "NEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTT".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:39, closed)

oh, i completely understand how much of a cunt i, it was a long time ago
(nettestar meeow, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:45, closed)

You make a valid point
One time a girl I sort of knew as a friend of a friend came up to me at club closing time when the lights went up and everyone started trooping out. She thumped me in the arm. Hard. Took me back a bit. And then she said: "That's for ignoring me all night. Couldn't you see I was trying to get you to come and talk to me?"

Being a gentleman I took the high ground and did the most gentlemanly response under the circumstances. I told her to fuck off and stop hitting people at random.

It hurt. And I bruise like a peach.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:45, closed)

You're
Sorry... I can't help it.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:01, closed)

So the moral of the story is...
Never use one of your lines, or try to chat you up?



Do you do childrens parties?
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:57, closed)

do you do children?
(nettestar meeow, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:11, closed)