Ahhhhhh !!!
That's fucking PRICELESS !!! My mate's a bit of a nonce to be honest and thought he was being dead clever about this. Next time I see him I'll remind him he tries to look intelligent during pub conversations by quoting films with puppets.

I mean, if you're going to do that the screenplay for Muppets take Manhattan is Oscar winning material. And the one where they were singing a little song on that weird yellow bus driving round Trafalgar Square. Fucking EXCELLENT!!!

Hmmm... do actually feel like digging out a copy of Labaryth from somewhere now...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:21, 1 reply)

Jen
Jen Jen Jen..... Mmmm Jen.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:22, closed)

Brooke Shields was in Muppets Take Manhattan
Just saying...

Must be some kind of connection between fit women and small furry puppets.

Only logical conclusion: Get a small furry puppet and go out on the pull.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:25, closed)

Yeah, I can see that
"Hey, babe, what to see my furry little puppet?
Or do you want to show me yours?"

So, so bad, it could almost work.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:28, closed)

How about:
"You ever seen Kermit the Frog wrestle with a hard cock?" And before they have a chance to actually compute what you've just said finish up with: "Follow me to the toilets and I'll give you an exclusive private viewing."
( SpankyHanky, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:30, closed)

Thank you Gary Glitter.

(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:31, closed)