My mate Kevin has a good line in flirting
When he sees a sheila he likes the look of he just walks right up and says;

Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in quarter of an hour
I'd like you to be on it

Do you sleep in the nick
Do you give head very often
If we can decide your place or mine
We can fuck off then

If the answer is no
to me questions above
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does

Does it work?

Doesn't work every time, but then again no method does?
He's been spat at and slapped
and Kneed in the nackers
But then he's got a few fucks as well
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 7:53, Reply)