Food sabotage
Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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Jelly Belly jelly beans.
They are, without doubt, the most delicious jelly beans on the planet, with a vast range of mouth-watering flavours. A friend of mine was offering the packet round, and I took a green one, thinking 'is it apple, watermelon, pear?'
When I ate it and my expression turned roughly to that of a constipated elephant, my friend said,
'I wondered who was going to get the jalapeno one.'
Bastard.
PS. it's not that I don't like jalapenos, but it tastes incredibly wrong in jelly bean form.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:20, Reply)
They are, without doubt, the most delicious jelly beans on the planet, with a vast range of mouth-watering flavours. A friend of mine was offering the packet round, and I took a green one, thinking 'is it apple, watermelon, pear?'
When I ate it and my expression turned roughly to that of a constipated elephant, my friend said,
'I wondered who was going to get the jalapeno one.'
Bastard.
PS. it's not that I don't like jalapenos, but it tastes incredibly wrong in jelly bean form.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:20, Reply)
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