I can't believe it's not butter!
This is one of those friend of a friend stories, I don't think I'd be able to come up with something like this.

It concerns two roommates who were having a feud. Not sure how it started, but I do know that after a while shit got involved. Roommate A shat in a tub, hid it under Roommate B's bed. B shat in a saucepan and put it in A's food cupboard.

Then, nothing happened. It had been a few weeks and A never retaliated. B had won. Then he went to have some toast and made the discovery: A had taken B's butter tub, and scraped some off the bottom, lined the bottom with shit and put the butter back in.

And A had been eating it for weeks, only finding it once he scraped down to the bottom.

*Edit* Shit, just read the same story a little bit down the page. Only it was a game of hide the turd.
(cH3$h7846J#7, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 18:09, 5 replies)

can we get an 'i feel sick' button
maybe


hmm?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 18:20, closed)

Hmmm...
I'm detecting the faraway sounds of ice cream vans driving around Loogabarooga here...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 18:22, closed)

maybe
I had doubts about this one when I heard it too.
also: www.b3ta.com/questions/foodsabotage/post247912

Maybe it is just an urban legend. Maybe life did imitate art at some point. Who knows?
(cH3$h7846J#7, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 18:25, closed)

I have serious doubts about this story
every mention says it's WEEKS before the shit is discovered.

Butter doesn't last that fucking long!
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:39, closed)

I'm actually kind of glad this is prob false
I once attempted to make a short film about it and found out two of my friends also had the story in scripts. One of them gave me a bollocking for 'stealing his idea".
The wanker.
(cH3$h7846J#7, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:06, closed)