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Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...

How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?

(, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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Racists + food sabotage = job satisfaction
Hello. I am a redneck. As such, I earned my teenage Bud Light and mullet wages by working in a local supermarket bakery’s donut laboratory.

My small redneck town boasted some fine racists in its stock, chief amongst which was the leader of the Christian Nationalists. This man would come in every morning and buy up a dozen donuts, I assume to distribute to some racists. I, being a Teenage Superpinko with the wherewithal to realise that racism is bad, refused to serve him, handing the job off to my coworker who counted mindless racism amongst her finest attributes. My boss, a part-time racist Baptist minister who wished to create his own cult that worshipped him as the messiah, became very angry indeed that I would absolutely not sell donuts to King Racist. “Pidgeony,” he said, “just sell dem derned donuts. Figgir it out.”

And figgir it out I did!

So imagine the big racist’s surprise when he came in the next morning to find a box of neatly packed donuts waiting for him! And every day thereafter! I had to get in early to rub those donuts against toilet sludge, fill them with a combination of cream and snot and top them off with a fart, but ahhh, it was worth it.
(, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 19:26, 6 replies)
now that didn't happen did it mr pigeon :)
(, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:47, closed)
Ms. Pidgeony, to you.
Tell me what you would do to the donuts of a man who promotes street genocide of any race other than white?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:39, closed)
I love you, yes I do.
(, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:18, closed)
My sister lives near Hell.

Oh, and I love you, too.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:41, closed)
I soooooo want this to be true! But you don't lie, do you....? ;O)
(, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 8:48, closed)
This is the man:

Read up on the man. Would you allow him to pass within your breathing space without taking to malicious action?

Any other questions? Or am I going to carry on getting the typical B3ta welcome?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 16:39, closed)

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