Drink my cloudy piss you scummer
Christmas eve probably '98 or '99. In the "daffodil and hat" (name changed to protect me 'cos I'm guilty of some other things)
I was not long out of hospital and looking gorgeous with my NHS wheelchair and legbag. The leg bag was full, the toilets where
a: up two steps
b: the other side of a rammed and heaving pub
c:full of piss.
So I emptied my leg bag into a handy pint glass and put it on the window sill.
After some minor circulating (trying to get close enough to a fit filly to make spider legs up her legs) I see the pint glass being investigated by a drunk skint scummer. His investigation wasn't that thorough.
something like ...
1: It's a glass
2: It's full of cloudy yellow liquid
3: SLURP SLURP SLURP.
Twat
I really hope you enjoyed drinking my cloudy warm piss. But I have a question for you.
Did you really not realise what you where drinking?
I only ask because you did finish the pint damn quickly. Worried about it's owner claiming it or something?
No worries mate, I would have given it too you if you had asked.
Twat
(godisdove I like cheese, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 19:34, Reply)