Food sabotageSome arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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MayonastyMore of a pre-emptive revenge.
I had "Make 2 gallons of mayonnaise" on my work list. I got all the ingredients together and got to work on the pedestal mixer and just when I thought the time was right I ran off to get a half pint of hot water to "set" the mayo.
I got to the hot water still to find that everyone in the building had just made tea and there was no hot water. I ran back to the mixer to stop it and heard the horrible "slop, slop, slop" noise of a lot of fucked up mayonnaise - yolks and oil split, a nightmare to rectify in that quantity - Unless you tip in half a cup of sugar and an eggcup of lemony fresh washing up liquid. Job's a good'un
I save face and get the satisfaction of knowing that our customers are eating "free range, freshly made mayo" with poundworld washing up liquid. Nice.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 0:48, Reply)
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