pint o' vom please!!
Ok....Some many years ago a group of friends and i where at a 'rock night'. It was pretty empty, only bout 20 people there and we where bored. So after much drinking and smoking we realised we had spilt a fair bit on the table. Someone got one of the grey, stinking rags from the bar, mopped it up and squeezed it out into a pint glass.

Being silly we bet a mate 'N' to down it for a fiver. It was grey, had ash floating in it... it was foul. But he heartily agreed being the mad bastard he is. So downing the ominous concoction he rushes off and proceeds to throw up in the glass...

Marching back to us with vomit pint in hand he bets us his fiver back he cant make some other pour sap drink it. The Bet Is On.

We wander over to some pour barely 18 kid and manage to convince him that N has a glass of a bit of everything from behind the bar. (please bare in mind the glass was full of thick syrupy, steaming vom, how he didnt see this i dont know!!)... The kid downs a full half a pint befor we all fall over laughing histericly and tell him it was Ns vomit.... he wanders off muttering into the night.


Am i evil?
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 1:16, Reply)