Cat food burger?
It started when the customer left a plastic bag on the counter one Saturday night containing 6 cans of cat food. 7 days later it still hadn't been claimed and was therefore deemed unwanted .. .. .. .. at almost exactly the same time that Roger was about to take a break. He'd made himself a burger and left it on a hotplate while he nipped to the offy to get some smokes.

There's 3 of us looking from his food, to the cat food and back again.

Cue scramble to substitute beef for catfood

Roger returns, takes his food, and heads off for his break.

When he re-starts work he complains that he has stomach ache, that his burger tasted strange.

Half an hour later we worriedly confess that he'd eaten catfood.








2 hours after that he confesses that he didn't.
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 1:40, Reply)