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Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...

How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?

(, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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Lactomancy
I did something pretty similar. If, as Arthur C Clarke said, any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic then we reasoned that science must be the new sorcery.

We were far too cheap to buy milk. Instead we stole it from hall meals in little styrofoam cups that you were meant to use for takeaway soup. With the lid taped down, the date and an approximate temperature we left this little offering in the fridge guarded by the following spell "SCIENCE: DO NOT TOUCH!"

It worked for a bit.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:50, Reply)

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