Elastic Sandwidge
There was a guy we used to work with who we shall refer to as Steve, for that was his name....

Steve used to bring sandwiches to work every day and after a time we found that these were lovingly made by his mother. He always had tuna sandwiches (because he was in "training") which used to make him feel sick when he ate them, so we used to sit round his desk burping at him whilst he ate them. This made him REALLY want to gip and was really funny at the time, but I digress.

The best jape we pulled was when we put elastic bands in his tuna sarnies and he sat there chewing for absolutely ages before he uttered the immortal words...

"These sarnies are a bit rubbery today"

He didn't swallow.

I suppose you had to be there...
(SillyMoo, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 10:10, 2 replies)

There's
a fine line between pranking and bullying.

If the guy in question was a cock and deserved this treatment then fine. If you let him in on the joke and he had a good laugh about it, also fine.

But if you do things like this to people who don't deserve it and then laugh about it behind their back, then you're a cunt burger of the highest order.

Who else thinks there's going to be quite a lot of this sort of thing this week?
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:22, closed)

Its fine...
He used to burn us on the back of the necks with a red hot tea spoon as a payback.

I've also got the guy at least two jobs in the past so there are definitely no hard feelings.
(SillyMoo, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 15:52, closed)