Theres a hair in my pie
My 'friends' once offered to make pudding for the 1st Christmas dinner we made in our student flat. I suppose we should have been suspicious when they turned up with a pizza box but when we opened it there was a delicious looking 'apple' pie complete with homemade pastry and sugar on top so we though no more about it and proceeded to get majestically pissed and stuff ourselves with turkey etc. The pie was then brought to the table along with brandy butter and ice cream. Yum! We thought. This would be the perfect end to a lovely evening. Imagine our horror when discovering whilst cutting into delicious pie that it was filled with hair. Human hair. Collected by the so called 'friends' from the local hairdressers and baked fresh that day. Oh how they laughed at the notion of bringing a hair pie to our ladies only flat. One of their girlfriends was so incensed that she didn't speak to him for a week. I laughed. A lot. They managed to sneak it out of the bin and into our freezer which we didn't discover for a few days which was nice. Beware of pies in pizza boxes!
(Happycow - 2% pure beef, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 11:12, 3 replies)

did this really happen
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( rofl harris, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 11:13, closed)

Yes indeedy
I am now suspicious of pies and prefer a nice crumble as the contents tend to be visible. My friends are funny but very, very wrong.
(Happycow - 2% pure beef, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 11:38, closed)

Captain Beefheart
fans will know that he done a track called 'Hair Pie'...therefore, this gets a click
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:44, closed)