I used to work in a pub kitchen
Frozen steaks were regulary used as makeshift footballs for customers the waitresses were getting hassle from. Not just one kick, a good 5 minute kick-about, I think I did a few cryff turns in fact.

Sadly, as most of the retard customers ordered them well-done - all the bacteria from the floor was probably cooked off anyway as most were not happy unless their steak was served like a crispy black cowpat.

Not soiling, but most of the customers also found that their ice cream sundaes lacked the advertised amount of fudge pieces and maltesers. That's because I eat them all. Ha ha.
(Pat_Gash, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 15:52, 7 replies)

Must be
some kind of QOTW conditioning, but I read the title as "I used to wank in pub a kitchen".

Is it Thursday again yet?
( Moey, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 15:53, closed)

No!
Don't do that! Poor though the QOTW is, you're wishing an extra working day before the weekend!
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 16:14, closed)

Ooh
good point...

The last thing I need is an extra day before the weekend.

I hereby retract my statement and issue a heartfelt apology to the world.

*sorrys*
( Moey, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 16:23, closed)

it's not.
the best QOTW is it? - last weeks was ace. Was so amused reading I couldn't be bothered to write one - this one I was so bored I felt I needed to to waste another minute.

shitcocks.
(Pat_Gash, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 16:28, closed)

I'm not
usually one for moaning about QOTW. There are normally one or two gems to be found, even in the lower quality questions.

I just anticipate a fair few "I wanked/put shit/pissed/etc... in someone's food" answers still to follow.

Still, better than a punch in the poo hole.
( Moey, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 16:43, closed)

erm...
Interesting if true.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 16:27, closed)

it's true
but it isn't interesting. It's just FACT.
(Pat_Gash, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 16:29, closed)