One more from my waiting days...
We had this regular customer, a right fat bastard.

He would, seriously, eat everything on the menu.

He'd gorge himself silly.

He was rude and obnoxious.

A dirty, obnoxious, foul looking slob.

And his manners were appalling.

He'd spray food everywhere.

He'd end up with it in his moustache, down his front, in his lap.

The table was a disaster zone. Food everywhere.

He was an animal.


So, I can say, feeling entirely guilt free that he got everything he deserved...

...when I gave him that wafer thin mint.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 17:50, 7 replies)

yes
this
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 17:52, closed)

Nicely played.
*click*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:03, closed)

Woo!
*clicks*
For the win.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:11, closed)

Was it
"waffer theen"?
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:53, closed)

Have a click
I love the Mr creosote sketch! Nicely done sir.
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 1:03, closed)

Well done you
*click*
(TuftyBee should have been working on, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 16:34, closed)

genius
Haven't seen that sketch in YEARS - good job sir!
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 17:21, closed)