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Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...

How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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I feel like such a cunt now...
I thought I wasn't gonna have any stories...

I made Mouse Omelette...
And fed it to my housemate.

I'll type the story up on Monday :(
I'm not proud about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:55, 1 reply)
I really hope...
...this housemate wasn't veggie. Judging by previous posts, you gonna get flamed, boy.

*waits with bated breath*

Hang on, I thought you just stabbed people with sharp sharp knives if they annoyed you?
(Holloway_Girl To err is to be human, to be a fool is to believe, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:12, closed)
Meh...
He wasn't veggie.
*shakes head slowly*

I still feel bad. I'm such a lovely person.
Stabbing? Must have me confused with someone else.

EDIT: An' who you callin' "boy"? I'm older than you, young lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:13, closed)
Forgive me.
'Twas my faux Jamaican accent. Me got carried aweh, mon.

terrible, I know.
(Holloway_Girl To err is to be human, to be a fool is to believe, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:35, closed)
*shakes head slowly*
*grabs knife*

Yes, I will write this story. But not now, I'm a bit drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:39, closed)
Ah, Kaol
He is a lovely chap. I can vouch for this. And, contrary to popular belief, he's taller and less angry than people would like to believe you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:49, closed)
This is true
Most b3tans I've met seemed to be expecting a short, furious man.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:50, closed)
That
was quick...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:51, closed)
Yeah...
It was, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:57, closed)
Unlike
this. I've been outside, smoking a fag...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:21, closed)
Did he
Enjoy it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:24, closed)
You bet!
He's so exhilerated by the experience all he wants to do is turn over, fart, and go to sleep.

Much like myself. Some of us aren't blessed with insomnia, y' know?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:18, closed)

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