Pretend Sabotage
I became a vegetarian at the age of twelve, so my mum would keep Linda McCartney pies and other vegetarian foods in the freezer.

Anyway, one evening my mum decided to have a bit of fun with my chavvy little brother by telling him that we only had Linda McCartney pies left and that he would have to have one of those.

My little brother sat on the sofa eating his dinner with his baseball cap on, pulling a stupid face and saying, "Awwwww, this is ****in' disgustin'."

When he finished, my mother produced an empty box from the kitchen and revealed that she had not sabotaged his dinner after all. It was in fact a Bird's Eye chicken pie.
(Small Czechoslovakian Traffic Warden, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:54, 6 replies)

Christ.
Them birdseye pies MUST be bad if they're similar in flavour to the limp-wristed-pale faced option.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:34, closed)

I'd slag you for for utter ignorance and prejudice...
... but to be fair Linda McCartney stuff is a load of shite.

I make my own hearty pies now!
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:00, closed)

OR
It was the placebo effect making him think that it was a LM pie
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 1:26, closed)

or...
the little brother in question was in fact a wee twat?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 20 Sep 2008, 10:08, closed)

I'd say so myself.
And yes, Linda mac Pies are disgusting.
You can make your own meat free pies with some shortcrust pastry, nice sauce/gravy and quorn pieces with fresh veg.
(Sir Clitherington Smythe offers him yourself., Sat 20 Sep 2008, 13:14, closed)

With respect
I believe quorn to be the work of the devil too. In the rare event of pie making I tend to leave out the substitutes and have veg pie, yums.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 15:51, closed)