Does it count if you sabotage your own food?
I'm a really bad cook with a habit of wondering things like "What happens if you put reheated baked beans into scrambled eggs?"
(Result: Pink shit on toast and farting like a Bison for the next two days)
Then there's the time I tried tenderising a steak by putting it into a carrier bag and whacking it against the side of the house.
(The bag split on the backswing and my tea sailed off into the undergrowth.)

I may have pissed on somebody's leeks once. I'm a bit hazy on that one.
(Big D, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:39, 1 reply)

Have a click
for the mental image of your steak dissapearing off into the undergrowth and the 'farting like a bison' line. :-)
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 11:46, closed)