gobbing in tea?
nah! a friend of mine went one better.

when i was in my third year of high school i had a very lazy, very vain art teacher who thought she looked like barbie (imagine barbie's 50 year old great grandma more like). she used to get us students to do everything for her, like ring up other students parents to inform them that the teacher would like to see them (she was such a lazy bitch)

well one day she's piling on the make up and singing along to boyzone (she'd often put the cd on and whine along loudly... picture the stereotypical x factor reject) she asks me to put the kettle on and my friend to make her some toast.

you can probably see whats coming. my friend gobbed on her toast and covered it with butter (imagine how much butter she had to use to cover it haha)

we then sat watching her eat her overly buttered toast while laughing to ourselves.

although i'm pretty sure she didn't notice. she was probably used to the taste as everyone would gob in her tea on a daily basis... i'm sure the members of staff had a go too.

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(i eat crayons, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:54, Reply)