Smell my cheese
Don't know if this really counts but here goes...

Did anybody ever play that "game" when they were kids called Smelly my Cheese? No? Well basically you extend your left arm slightly with your palm turned flat and upward. Then take your right hand, place it on your left hand and ask some poor, unsuspecting fucker to "Smell my cheese".

Now unless you've been fisting a block of Gorgonzola or have leprosy your hand really shouldn't smell like cheese. So, when your target leans in to smell it you punch them. Right in the face.

This used to cause much hilarity between me and my 8 year old chums until I decided to try it out on the object of pre-pubescent lust. Sarah McKay. Lovely girl.

Anyhoo as Sarah leaned in to smell my cheese I thought "I shouldn't be doing this, my mum said it's wrong to hit a girl. But then baddies hit the pink Power Ranger. Yeah....I'm bad!Grrrr!". So I did. Pow!. Right in the kisser.

Turns out being a baddie from Power Rangers sucks. It means when you hit the pink Power Ranger you get grounded for a month.

Slightly tenuous link I know, I know.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:03, 1 reply)

Haha
As tenuous as the link may be I still have ribena all over my monitor and keyboard.

Thank you.
(CableDolt is on the mind of a girl near you on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 19:25, closed)