Shit sandwich
The details are hazy. We were very, very drunk.

When we were younger, and drinking a bottle of vodka was deemed a good idea by our circle of friends, we did the vodka challenge. a bottle each, see how far you get. Simple. Stupid. Brilliant.

After about half a bottle one of my friends, Nick, went and passed out face down and naked in his mums bed.

After carrying on our teen binge for a few more hours, we went to check on him and found he had pissed the bed, to this end, we figured he's already sabotaged himself. To not carry on would be an insult. To someone. Probably.

Anyway, bastard friend A, who we'll call Matt, had a bright idea.

Shit sandwich!

He shit out a little nugget of joy between two pieces of bread, and promptly slapped it onto Nick's sleeping face, whilst gleefully shouting 'Shit Sandwich!' much to our hilarity. Imagine if you will a drunken Ryu, shouting 'Hadouken!' before smashing his enemy. This was similar. Only browner.

Nick awoke with a brilliantly relevant 'Ah shit!' and smeared the brown treasures across his face in an attempt to get it off him.

In his drunken state he threw the sandwich down off his bunk bed and behind his desk, where it stayed for about a week, before he tore his room apart looking for the source of the stench eminating from his stinky boudoir.
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:10, 1 reply)

*Shudders*
Sweet Jeebus
(TheWoldinite too energetic for normal sports, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:40, closed)