Food sabotageSome arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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ParentsMy folks are just a tad dysfunctional
My parents were having the usual 6 month long argument which results as usual in my step dad paying nowt towards the running of the house and still expecting to be fed, clean clothes provided etc...
Anyways my mum gets just a bit peeved at this and for his meal makes him a curry.
As I'm no longer living at home I receive a panicked phone call from my sister asking if ingesting a full bottle of syrup of figs could kill a person. It transgresses that my step dad has been in the bathroom for rather along time and is making some rather alarming noises(no not the making your own fun kind).
The answer is no ingesting a full bottle of syrup of figs will not kill you but you will think twice about pissing off my mum.
(, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 20:11, 2 replies)
What happened after?Did he emerge looking alarmingly thin?
(, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 20:20, closed)
He was a bit off colourBut it would take a few dozen bottles to make him thin.
(, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 20:25, closed)
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