Food sabotageSome arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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'special' cookieswe have a housemate, who, while a very nice chap, is known for being a bit of a feedbag, and wilfully rifling through cupboards to munch the foodstuffs of his peers, without so much as a by-your-leave
well it so happens that one or two of us are both able-bodied in the kitchen dept, and, rampant stoners. (him NOT included)
i think we can all see where this is going.
trip to sainsbury's bakery gives us a transparent box labelled 'cookies'
short trip to a house of ill repute and some cooking time, yields us a batch of rather potent cookies. knowing his greed would win out, we proffered the cookies for 'help yourself' purposes.
sure enough, he wolfed down a couple on the sly. he then sat next to me complaining i was smoking so much herb it was making HIM feel high. oh how we laughed.
he then claimed to be 'suddenly really hungry for some reason (lol)
at this point the plan began to go into a horrible tailspin,. as he went to the kitchen and was caught in the middle of a sneaky cupboard raid with someone elses bread, cheese, butter, and crisps.
bugger.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 8:46, 3 replies)
sounds more likeyou did him a favor than sabotaging his food...
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 10:01, closed)
well, it amused usso the ultimate goal wasn't accomplished. meh. small fry for a group of tenacious underacheivers like us.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 10:06, closed)
If I steal food from you, will you make me some special cookies too?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 18:17, closed)
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