At a party.
back in the day my mates and I were all at a party. Now there was this annoying twunt there who preceded to tell everybody at the party, in a very loud voice, that the only drink that he thought worthy of drinking was Grolsch. Now even in those days we tended to drink real ales or spirits.

So about halfway though the night we decided that revenge was on the cards as this cock would not leave us alone!

A trip to the kitchen and we collected his empty bottles from the bin and told everybody that we were going on a beer run, asking if anybody wanted anything. Twunk pipes up telling us to get him some more, and he didn't even give us any cash!

Out we troup, with his empties, about four of the group went to the off licence, and the rest of us went about the job of re-filling his empty bottles.

A while later we walked back into the party with more beer, and eight bottles of piss, which we gave to him.

He drank the lot, never once commenting on the fact that it must have tasted funny.

A few days later we found out that he never even guessed what we had done, even when he spent the next three day puking his guts up!

Then again he was a total Twunt.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 9:20, 3 replies)

Excellent stuff!
Haha!
( Cawl, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 9:45, closed)

This simply isn't true, is it?
Grolsch is fizzy, and you and your friend's piss (hopefully) isn't. Even to a drunk mong that's got to be a heads up.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 12:08, closed)

It's true
He would open a bottle and leave it standing, open, on the window ledge for a bit to cool down as the fridge was full.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:14, closed)