jews and bacon
we lived with a jewish guy at uni who was not only opinionated and obnoxious, but crazy secretive like a rat. he used to double lock his room at all times even when he was in it, he'd peer round the door at you with great suspicion if you DARED to knock, and was continually screaming at people for leaving dirty dishes in the kitchen (which he did himself.. we'll gloss over the rancid milk smell from his room for now)

well, one time, he went berserk because a housemate was sick into his massive (and dusty therefore unused) casserole dish, rather than sully the carpet and lose our deposit.... see? a jew with poor financial awareness... exception to prove the rule perhaps.
we'd all basically had enough of being called cunts on a daily basis by this hypocritical little shit.. he thought we were all uneducated and common because daddy drove a merc and wor armani suits..

he was less than impressed the next morning to see that i'd baconed up various assorted items, like his butter, his ice cream (double whammy, milk and meat AND evil porkyness) and was merrily frying bacon in his milk pan he used for his warm milk (yes, warm milk before bedtime)



oddly, he was less than relieved when i 'fessed up.

it was vegetarian bacon aka fakon.
well, i'm not a freakin monster!
besides.....





i'd never waste REAL bacon!! that right there IS a sin.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 17:52, 4 replies)

*clicky*
...not all Jews are cunts. I am. But not all are.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 18:29, closed)

i know this
i have several friends who are jewish

one of them, bless him, is actually a massive jade goody sized cunt. but we love him nonetheless!
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 9:48, closed)

The irony is
that Mercedes' and Armani suits are what common oiks with no breeding, but accidentally get lucky and make some money, buy.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:24, closed)

nail-head
bingo! win.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 9:52, closed)