Food sabotageSome arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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Had a housemate who drank milk straight from the cartonif it was HIS milk, I wouldn't have minded, but NO. IT was MY milk, the filty, backwashing bastard.
So in goes vinegar, lemon juice, shampoo, basically any liquid milk-curling condiment sauce I could find. Back in the fridge it goes.
Only took about half hour after he woke up that morning to hear gagging hack from the kitchen, and running to see him standing there with millky puke half way up the cupboard and sink.
"this milk is off! I'm just ducking out to get some more"
Fuckin' oath, you are!
(, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 2:52, Reply)
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