Exfoliating
Having remebered my previous story, this one came to mind, not really to do with this QOTW but still funny none the less................

One of the sales staff was the most naive person you ever met.

One day he came in an said that his mrs had shaved off all his pubes the night before (he was one of those people who got the P!ss taken out of him all the time as he provided all of the ammunition)

in respnse it was mentioned with concern that he should exfoliate to prevent in growing hairs.

His response "ok i'll put some Swarfega on it later!!"

All blokes in the office winced away in thought of the pain!

We were all made redundant that day so never knew if he actually did it as no one had the heart to tell him!!

Length?

No much after that I guess
(ingus mcfly to heaven for the weather and hell for the company, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 12:10, 2 replies)

We have...
An Off Topic board, you know.

Just saying.

You know, as a hint, like.

As your story has nothing to do with the question, sort of thing.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 14:10, closed)

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Did you do your job as well as you answered this question?

Because, you know...just saying...might be a clue there.
(Musuko, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:08, closed)