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This is a question Food sabotage

Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...

How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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Peanut Butter Love
I once gave my dog a huge dollop of peanut butter. Little did she know that is was being served on a fully loaded twig-n-berries.

Length? About 3 minutes of spine-tingling pleasure.

RIP Sadie you were a good (but slightly gullible) dog...
(tingtwatter Eating loads of red meat since, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:54, 6 replies)
Good useage of sexual inadequacy and lies.
7/10 QOTW points.

Needs more poor grammar and autism though.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:55, closed)
6/10

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:05, closed)
4/10
Use a less popular urban myth next time.
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:17, closed)
could have been better
'lol I let my dog likc my cok n balls, rofl I spurted in her face, hah lol'
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:03, closed)
Cheaper and nicer...
Don't wash your cock for 3 days.

The dog will then lick it purely for the knob sweat, and you can lie back and eat the peanut butter during your dog-job.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Wed 24 Sep 2008, 0:16, closed)
voice of experience?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 0:39, closed)

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