my name is suzy
A few years back i used to work as a waitress in a top hotel in cape town , South Africa. It was a very busy time for us as the rugby world cup was on.

It was wonderful i got to meet a few of the all blacks who were staying in our hotel , they were really really nice and friendly.

Then i wiped my arse on all the plates in the kitchen just before their meal. The chef pissed in the soup and the wine waiter spat into the salad dressing.

The fuckers were as sick as dogs the next day and we won the cup !!!

Hurrah for South Africa
(welgar, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 8:24, 3 replies)

Boozy Suzy the Fortune Telling Floozy ???
Boozy Suzy the Fortune Telling Floozy
Suzy , 78 , of no fixed abode is a insane drunken harpy with bladder control issues - however in her increasingly rare moments of Sober lucidity she fraudulently claims to be psychic.
Despite reeking of urine and being an obvious charlatan we at Just Ram It have bought her on board to answer your problems and dilemmas and to take advantage of grieving friends and relatives who are gullible enough to believe a demented old hag can actually "pierce the veil to the other side" and speak to your Husband Cyril.
(Just Ram IT, accepts no liability of any kind for the outpourings of this maniac , in fact we take no liability for anything)

www.justramit.co.uk/suzy.php

Is this you suzy?

Luke
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 11:15, closed)

a spokesman for the hotel said
that they'd received exactly the same service that the hotel would've given to any other group of blacks.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 13:31, closed)

^
You sir, are a comic genius. Clicked for the reply.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 16:34, closed)