More things in pints...
Back when I used to run a pub I was always looking for new activities to entertain the customers. Someone suggested maggot racing so a suitable 'racetrack' and a large supply of maggots were duly acquired.

On the day of the races all kinds of tactics were tried to liven up the squirmy ones - including putting them in the mouth to warm them up. As the evening progressed things deteriorated as the beer was sunk and most of the remaining maggots ended up in peoples' pints. I suppose its all good protein.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 13:27, 4 replies)

'it's all good protien'
I try that line with my missus
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 13:41, closed)

lol!
So you have a maggot and will stick it in her mouth then?
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 14:08, closed)

Yep
Well, it's only half true, I'd ask permission first! :)
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 14:53, closed)

Zing!
that was a beauty!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 16:11, closed)